Before and After

Happy Friday! Congratulations you made it through the week and we hope it was wonderful. If it wasn’t remember its not to late to have a wonderful day. In any case, have a great weekend

Before Kids

  • You could leisurely enjoy your own dinner–possibly over candle light

After Kids

  • Dinner lasts about 10 minutes, everybody eats off your plate and if you try to create ambiance with candles–your two year old thinks it’s a birthday and blows them all out!

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Before Kids

  • Lounging attire would be a sexy bra and panties or cute pj set

After Kids

  • Lounging attire is your husbands t-shirt, baggy shorts and tube socks

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Before Kids

  • The presents you ask Santa for are things like; perfume, clothes, jewelry, etc.

After Kids

  • Now you ask Santa for household items; a new food processor, vacuum, and bread maker!

“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
-Roseanne Barr-

I’m with Roseanne!

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“There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and focus her energies on raising her children. This time comes at the moment of conception. A child needs a role model, not a supermodel. ” ~Astrid Alauda

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Bringing Sexy Back!

Our “sexy” tip of the week: Make your husband feel extra special by leaving sexy, love and funny notes around the house, his office, car, etc.

P.S. To be extra naughty tonight you should bake some extra chocolate chunk cookies tonight and eat them warm with milk in BED! Have fun!

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